Happy The New Year

So, its Christmas again and Sunway is jam packed as usual. Getting from my house to Sunway Pyramid is like lining up to kiss the Pope's finger, I think. Its pretty much the same with any other celebration that happens here.

Speaking of traffic jams, I have devised a plan to rid our cities of these relentless jams and trust me, I do have the highest confidence that it WILL work. Now, lets just take a look at whats going on these days. Notice that traffic has been rather smooth these days especially during rush hour? Yea, and why is that? Its because there is no school going on in December.

Its all about schools. The thing about schools is that the government tries its very best to open up as many schools as they possibly can afford in every major township in KL. Which by all means, are already jam packed thanks to us whom are required to pay taxes. Its pretty much alright if you have school buses roaming the streets before and after school hours but the main problem lies with the parents and overly pampered kids.

Why in all things heavenly, must every single parent INSIST on sending their children to school themselves. Think about it for a moment and lets do some math. You get maybe say 500 annoying teens with puberty issues being ushered to school by maybe 400 grumpy parents in possibly 350 cars at the very lest, every single day, to each school. If you have a brain larger than a lobsters I'm certain that you have noticed a minority that, in all their greatest attempts, cant send their kids to school in a car. Thats probably because you have caused a jam and they have lost their jobs for turning up late for work far too many times and have to give up the rights to own a car. Hence forcing their pimpled kids to either take the bus or crawl to school.

So i do hope you now see the root of the problem. Lets try getting rid of the problem shall we? Now what if, we stationed a police officer under MY command at every possible entrance and drain in every school. We shall then issue summons for every vehicle that isn't a school bus that drops freckled faced kids to school. And every time the same vehicle gets summoned....WE DOUBLE IT! They can keep paying if they so wish and it should earn me the rights to buy a Lamborghini in less than a year.

And if that doesn't work, we'll just shift all the schools out of town and force everyone to stay in dorms with a piece of coal for entertainment. They can then give it a name and play with it as how they do their privates and that shall be all. No more parents being a nuisance in traffic and that shall keep the Eco people in check because CO2 levels will drop drastically, causing them to divert their attention away from cars. In due hope that the Government will decide to drop fuel prices so that we can enjoy bigger engines with a little lest guilt. And i can finally see a whole lot less Toyota's on the road and that shall be heavenly.

I may not be the first person to think of this sweet solution and there may be a possible reason as to why no one else has made this public so far. Remember those Presidential assassinations? Yea, you get the drift..